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(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.
I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.
(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)
1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.
Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."
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A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.
That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.
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When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.
“Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”
“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”
When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.
"Jake T-Spermed again"
Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.
Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.