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"I saw an explosion and wondered, 'Now who could that be?'"
A classic example of 50 Shades of Pissed off
When youre having sex with a woman, ejaculate inside her and the sheer power of your spunk leads to it coming out of her mouth, spraying onto your face.
Last night me gyal shagga hard me ting turn The Jamie Barrett 50 cal pon de face dem der.
When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"
I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"
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A list about women, which will deeply offend the female gender. After being offended, the female will then reply with an offensive response, and unknowingly prove the list to be factual.
Female: "Woe is me, for I have been offended. Now I must prove that I am correct, by making a big deal out of something that was originally intended to bring laughter...why? Because I have no sense of humor, and I am extremely sensitive"
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a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.
Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson
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-fifty chicken nuggets available at most Mcdonalds worldwide.
-comes in a giant reusable bucket
-great for sharing
-$20.00 plus tax
After doing chores, Tom and his brother took their $20.00 earnings to McDonalds where they ordered a 50 piece chicken mcnuggets.
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The dreaded last episode of the Peppa Pig franchise, witnessing the death of our beloved character. Be warned this episode contains graphic violence and will give extreme sadness to anyone who might read it.
Peppa Pig and her friends were causing people to die of cringe so they were screaming for Gandalf to help, so they drove to Peppa Pig's house. When they got there they killed Peppa, Mummy and Daddy pig, beat up all of the Playgroup except for Madame Gazelle, lots of people also told them they forgot about Mrs. Cow and she caused people to be hurt and attacked. George (not the one that's not found, i'm referring to peppa's annoying brother) cried in the corner because he was now an orphan and then Technoblade came out of nowhere and stabbed him. Philza-Minecraft watched from a distance and smiled.
Later is was found that the culprits including the now deceased YiYu automaton and Faze-Giuseppe, were considered saviours of their tribe, and returned to dream's mantion where they met an unforgiving end, being poisoned by Peppa Pig's maniacal giggles in combat and taking the short route by killing themselves instead of going insane. Dream mourned the death of his friends, so he decided to go out on an epic adventure that would later be known as, Dream's Bizarre Adventures.
This is the last episode of Peppa Pig and might have been a shock to some people, seeing the return of certain fan favourite characters like: Dream, Georgenotfound and Ms. Cow.
The Guardian: This is the most ambitious crossover event in history, and will be cherished by many for the work of art that is Season 50 Ep 1.