Soup Opera

Any Food Network, Cooking Channel, or DIY etc. program or series that has nothing (or little) to do with the actual preparation of food, a recipe, or demonstration of a culinary technique. For example 'The Next Food Channel Star', 'Great Food Truck Race', or 'Cutthroat Kitchen'. Basically any show that centers around a contest, or serial (cereal) competition on any of the aforementioned networks!

'Cutthroat Kitchen' is a Food Network SOUP OPERA because its more a weekly culinary game show than a program about how to cook food!

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'Next Food Network Star' is a SOUP OPERA because it draws the audience into the drama generated by the weekly trials backstabbing and gamesmanship) the various would-be stars must overcome to get their own Food Network program

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soup in a cup

When someone burps in their hand, cups it, and opens it in someone's face. Similar to the buttercup, except you're burping.

Yath: "bro, your breath smells, go give Faith some soup in a cup."

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Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

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Gamer Soup

a delectable stew made with a broth base of mtn dew and monster, with choice of gummy candy, traditionally made with sour patch kids.

"what have you been up to?"
"I've only eaten gamer soup for the last 5 days"
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

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Face Soup

When you beat someone's face in so the back of the head becomes a bowl like figure and the face becomes essentially soup, kind of like Campbells Chunky. Usually you would be straddling this person while they are lying on their back.

I wanna make face soup outta that bitch.

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Poop soup

When a person with IBS has to make a laxative infused drink to help them poop.

“What is celeste doing?”
“Oh, she is making herself some poop soup for her IBS”

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Soup fucker

One who warms up soup, places it back into the can, puts a rubber glove over the top, then places the can between the mattress of his bed for purposes of deviant sex.

Jason ate so much chunky soup, he's a real soup fucker.

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