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dropping squids

Male Ejaculation produce - because of the similarity to a slimy/sticky tentacled creature.

1: What you been doing in isolation? 2: Not much....just xbox and dropping squids... masturbation

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020


National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020


Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness

Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub

by Der Bobby December 13, 2010


naughty squid

The naughty squid is a move In witch the man straddles his woman while she is on her back. She then takes his manhood in her mouth. As this is happening, the man must then lean back and use his fingers to pleasure his lady friend.

Man, I walked in on my cousin and his lady doing the naughty squid and it scarred me for life!

by RecklessCowboyflirtmisterTim July 31, 2018


Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.

1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.

by Chrispies September 15, 2022


Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

by TheJames333 February 11, 2019


Squid muncher

An insult to use against someone that fucks absolute mutts and slugs, And or doesn't rip nose beers AKA nose candy

That kid is such a fucking squid muncher fuck that kid

by Squidymiggidy June 7, 2023