mom water

Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.

The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).

Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.

Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud

Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub

holey water

vaginal juices

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"

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touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.

I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.

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water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.

Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"

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Creek water

Creek Water is The artist Yelawolf's first mixed tape. It is also his American Whiskey brand coming in at 100 proof. Tastes like a good time.

Randy: Hey man, what do you think about this Creek Water?
Bobby: Tastes like a good time!

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Quarter-water

Quarter-water is a beverage commonly sold at bodegas and low-class supermarkets. The main ingredients include water, high fructose corn syrup, flavoring, and food color. They provide no nutritional value. They are sold in a small plastic barrel shaped container with a foil seal. Initially they were sold for 25 cents, hence the name, however, due to inflation they are typically 50 cents now.

Anthony and I went to the bodega to buy some quarter-waters. I got purple while he chose green.

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