1. A fat person whose thumbs are abnormally bloated and chunky.
2. One whose thumbs have become large and muscular from frequent thumb wrestling or text messaging.
1. When that porker over there grabbed my arm, I could feel her thunder thumbs crushing my bones. Oh the humanity!
2. Yeah, just try to beat Old Thunder Thumbs over there in a Thumb Wrestle. Just don't come crying to me when he breaks it! He'll lay the Opposable Smack Down on you!
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The process in which you strike or hit ones head with your "Uncle Freddy" (weirdest neck name I have ever heard given ones genitalia) to gain ones attention. upon gaining attention you shove your Uncle Freddy in and/or around the mouth of the victim.
Brian: Hey Chris I guess what?
Chris: What?
Brian: last night was great
Chris: Why?
Brian: I thunder struck Susan's fat ass while Cortney watched, it was Awesome!!
Chris: What did Rod think?
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The nick-name Given to Chun-li by her friends and family.
Her name is Chun-li, but we just call her Thunder Thighs.
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When you're fucking a girl missionary style and her *Panel is flying back and forth creating a clapping sound.
"When I was with her over the weekend, I heard some loud noise. She was Thunder Clapping the whole time when I was fucking her"
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When a girl is giving you head and you relize you are about to bust, you don't tell her, you just let it flow and when her mouth is nice and full, give a nice jab in the throat forcing her to swallow.
This girl didn't like to swallow, so I gave her a thunder shnarff
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Taking a shit in someones clothes dryer and turning it with laundry inside.
After realizing the party was BUNK Steve-o went to drop an UPPER DECKER and I proceeded to release a ROLLING THUNDER in their brand new Maytag
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