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In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"
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The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.
Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.
Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.
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They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.
This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.
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A shit that smells so badly that it makes all the sewer rats scream, hence the toilet screamer.
When the boss found out that Joel shat several toilet screamers, he banned him from using the company toilet from then on.
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When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
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the new Green Day CD
piss on it
shit on it
and call it Good Charlotte
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A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.
"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"
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