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Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

by nicholas luciano May 03, 2005


jargon and waffle

Too much and unimportant details

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points

by Topaze November 30, 2013


Waffle drop

It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)

Courtney Jones just licked a waffle drop off the sidewalk

by wilkie99 May 11, 2015


Waffle quack

An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks

My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone

by wafflequacker July 07, 2011


Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.

Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.

by StingyZebra May 18, 2014


Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles

Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019


Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 22, 2020