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It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.
If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?
Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.
Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.
Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
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When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam
"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"
The biggest, fattest ASS along with the biggest fattest AGE, will dom you if you are a dilf
Person 1: Sheeeesh damn who dat?
Person 2: Oh her? Dat Big Booty Milf!
Person3: Ayo? I'mma Dilf let me clap dem cheeks momma
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a milf that is older than 40 also you don't really know if she's actually a mother just because the youporn video says so
go to youporn enter milf and enjoy your standard porno milf
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The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.
Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin
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Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her
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milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable
I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
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