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When you fart, slurp it back and repeat it again and again until you're bored.
Dav - Imma juggle fart my boi.
*Octopus slurping and farting noises*
Noé - Please stop
the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.
I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me
Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
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to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
A device into which one can store energy, as you might with a regular rechargeable battery pack, but in this case the energy is one’s directly deposited flatulence.
I got myself a fart powerpack and have made a commitment to decrease my energy use by increasing my consumption of beans.