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National kick balls day! It’s where you go up to a man kick their balls Something woman should only be doing :)
Alice: hey Jake you know what happens on may 3
Jake: what?
Alice: National kick balls day!
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(noun) A tropical cocktail made famous by "Trader Vic" Bergeron in 1944, after mixing rum, lime, orange curacao, orgeat and syrup, with a spring of mint and fresh fruit garnish. His Tahitian friends named it with their native reply after tasting it, "mai tai" meaning literally "very good". Note that legend has it the drink is based on a recipe by "Don the Beachcomber" Gantt, who also invented the Navy Grog, the Tahitian Rum Punch, the Dr. Funk, and the Zombie.
"I don't care how you make it or what you substitute, I demand a Mai Tai!"
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The day chandler bing and Monica geller got married
Rachel: when’s your wedding?
Monica: may 15
On may 15 you have to hug one of your loved ones
Hey John do you know what day is it? Yea, it’s May 15 or hug your loved one day
a very hot taurus was born on this day, they work very hard for where they are now and face problems in the darkness. go and spoil them <33
"Guess what day it is today"
"It's May 11th?"
"Yes, a hot person is born on this day"
If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.
"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"
This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕
-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th
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