Something that Conan McConville has... no one else
‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’
A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.
Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?
Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.
Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."
She's looking scabby-arsed
An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.
E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.
When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare
Damn! she has a Holy Arse
Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.
(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"