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Faze Asian is a name of a person who is hard to manage and cannot hold a relationship. He can commonly wears glasses and looks Asian when takes them off
Hey faze Asian u look very gay today
Can be used to taunt someone when they have the potential to do smart things, but are too dumb or lazy to realize
Example: That’s such an easy equation, just use your brain, you dumb asian
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a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men
hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch
A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)
Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.
No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
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On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."
Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.
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When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.
Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.
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