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Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes
Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!
Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂
Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair
Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.
After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.
Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.
Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!
Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!
THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY
"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"