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(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.
I splooged so much that her vagina looked like a milky beard.
Usually occurring on males of Irish descent. It is a full facially grown beard, with hairs clipped to a length of no longer than 1/2". For a beard be considered a "leslie beard" it's color must be red/reddish/ruddy and the color of the male's head-hair must be of some other shade. The two shades/hue cannot match completely, thus creating a two-tone effect that is irresistible to the ladies.
"Sean is sporting a healthy looking leslie beard these days."
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Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.
1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.
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A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
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When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way
D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard
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When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"
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The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.
Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard
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