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The art of being able to caress a dingle berry, left behind after a colossal poop, off your bunghole before wiping. This keeps from smearing the dingle berry up and down your butt crack as you wipe and decreases the amount of toilet paper needed to clean up the chaos.
“Wow Jim, that was a fast poop and there is very little paper in the toilet. I could have sworn I saw a dingle berry on your bunghole."
"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."
When a person is so obsessed with his blackberry that he totally forgets where he's at and what he was doing.
He: HUH?! Where are we?
You: Dude we just went to the super market!
He: I can't remember!
You: Put that thing away!!! you're suffering a black out berry!
When you have diarrhea and some of it squirts on your pubes but it crusts up. You therefore have to take a bath but when you get in the bath, dingle berry start floating up as if you were making a stew.
Tyler- Whats smells in here
Turner- I think someone just took a Dingle Berry Stew
Tlyer- oh
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When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.
"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter
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One whom embarks upon dingle farming missions.
A harvester of luscious rich dingle terrain.
A collector of dark brown trinkets for personal consumption or for sale on the black dingle market.
After collection 400 trinkets Mikey became the worlds foremost Dingle Berry Farmer.
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The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.
Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.
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a person who never cleans their ass fully and has crusty shit still on his asshole after taking a dump. as a result this person smells like a hairy ass grundel and stinks up the room. also he may leave shit stains on the toilet as well as in his pants. quite the atrocity.
Ughh!!! Did Tim just take another shit because i smell a dingle berry bearer and i think i am going to throw up. he even smells like he took a dump and then pissed on his t-shirt. oh and there is shit stains on the toilet, he is definitely a dingle berry bearer.
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