I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake
A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold
watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
It means jerking off, masturbaiting, flicking the bean, tossing the salad.
I choke the chicken on no nut november
To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.
Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap
Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen