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choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 3, 2018


Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025


The Golden Choke

When performing dominance during sexual intercourse, one may successfully allow the other partner(s) to reach orgasm by performing a well-done choke. This act is also representative of either the choker or the one being choked.

Also, referred to as choking during sexual intercourse or erotic asphyxiation.

"Last night was so tantric and sensual. The Golden Choke gets me every time!"

by thegoldenchoke June 22, 2016


Choke Mommy

Noun - Someone who is a switch in sexual relations, but usually refering to a dominant woman who at the same time wants to be choked for pleasure, this would be the name given to said woman/person.

"That girl looks like she could dominate me tonight."
"I heard, she's a Choke Mommy in bed."

by MaddyWillow March 6, 2024


Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke

did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk

by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022


Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018


choke spam

What salty Sith claim Jedi do

Damn Jedi are Choke spammers!

by UNKOWN6911084 November 26, 2016