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Donald Trump

A wannabe president that got elected due to everyone being an asshole.

How did Donald Trump get elected? Why can't be have good candidates?

by Diklover69 April 10, 2017

233πŸ‘ 16626πŸ‘Ž


Donald's on trial for that

A statement similar to That's What She Said referring to Donald Trump being tried for the rape of a 13 year old girl.

"Aw, your kid's adorable. I love kids."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"That was kind of a stretch."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"Yeah, she's about 20 years younger than me"
"Donald's on trial for that"

by RopeSnake October 12, 2016

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Donald Duck

A name you can call Donald Trump if you want to make fun of him.
Often said when you're angry with what he has done.

Donald Duck is really an idiot.

by I make funny words ya know January 15, 2018

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hot Donald

A large, fresh dump.

Do you mind if I use your restroom? I'm about to have a Hot Donald.

by DrNeptune January 21, 2017

3748πŸ‘ 3862πŸ‘Ž


Donald Trump

A horrible person who so happens to be are president.

I hate the fact Donald Trump is president!!!!

by Randy Fakename April 10, 2017

239πŸ‘ 16653πŸ‘Ž


The Donald Trump

A oral sex act in which a girl/guy gives you a blowjob and then proceeds to let you blow it over their face. After this has been accomplished you reach into a bowl of Cheetos crunch them in your hand and throw it onto their face. If you say β€œincredible” or β€œunbelievable” it will most likely enhance the act.

I was in my parents room when me and sally did β€œthe Donald Trump” it was unbelievable!

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019

10πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Donald Trump

The man who saved America from career politicians and made all the liberals cry because none of them can handle facts. He is THE GREATEST PRESIDENT America has ever seen and anyone who says other wise is a giant baby who gets spoon fed bullshit by news networks like CNN and thinks a literal pedophile would be a better president.

Crybaby liberal: OMG Trump is such a racist why is he calling it the China virus? That’s so racist!

President Donald Trump: It comes from CHI-NA! It’s not racist.

by dic...tionary December 19, 2020

11277πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž