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I'm just kidding, joking, or horsing around.
Becky ~ what's on your shirt
Lola ~ (looks down) what
Becky ~ I'm all jokes
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1. A joke that completely kills a chain of building jokes, rendering the comedic banter obsolete.
2. A joke that is so far out of left field, that it causes all participants to question their friendships and ultimate self worth.
Dude, that Nolan Joke was definitely the reason that all of the ladies decided to make other plans.
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The ultimate form of humor. A joke that is planted and has face meaning, but also can me a direct or indirect insult, or a comment with a deeper meaning.
Earlier, anonymous girl told me about luke P because “he’s cute” from the bachelorette’s latest 2019 edition (AL Hannah)
As we both watch the scotland episode, I decided to shred luke p
“Dude this guy is a walking survey”
Says ‘oh so tell me about this’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
But ‘so cute though”
To analyze:
I rip the schmuck and my in my last line ‘so cute tho’ is something luke p said, but also something anonymous girl said, which is where the deeper meaning should sink in.
That is how the double joke card is played
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A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
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The art of eating beyond one's limitations; pushing oneself to the point of almost vomiting.
I'm so full but I need to joke-eat at least 3 more of the tacos to get to 10.
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A leech-joke;
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
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Really unfunny jokes that hurt rape victims
“ NickFosterJokes whole “comedy career” is Rape jokes”
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