German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.

Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop

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German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.

“ german waffle me Reichsführer “

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Speak german

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.

German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.

When I'm horny, I like to speak German

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low german

The gay version of German

person 1-Hey Paul just came out of the closet

person 2- Oh i didnt know he spoke low german!

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Dirty German

When a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.

"Holy crap dude Jamie has a Dirty German"

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german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.

hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow

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german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.

Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.

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