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Ghetto Telemetry

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.

Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!

by Dorre August 21, 2007

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ghetto tints

when your car windows get shot out, and you replace them with garbage bags

"javon got the windows shot out of robbs mountaineer, so robb had to put in some ghetto tints for the time being"

by cray36 November 10, 2008

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ghetto hoochery

the noun form of acting like a skanky ass hoe. Most commonly used in situations of moderate to substantial sass.

Mary Beth doesn't watch Oprah anymore because she feels that Oprah has brought the ghetto hoochery to a level she's just not comfortable with.

by L'Hondre May 21, 2008

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Ghetto Suffix

A ghetto suffix, also known as a ghetto ending is an ending to a ghetto as name. Many common ghetto suffixes are Shaun or Sean , iqua, isha and Onte

Examples of a ghetto suffix include but are not limited to:
Rayshaun
Tyshaun
Rodsean
Desean
Shaniqua
Aniqua
Lakisha
Sharkisha
Dvonte
Monte
dashonte

by Red penguin 69 January 5, 2015

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ghetto tax

Exploitation of poor people and minorities in the form of price markups on goods and services. For example, higher rates for insurance, usury in loan rates, and "vending machine" level prices from the corner store.

Andrew Young's pro Wal-mart statements were criticized because of the racial element, but he was simply and correctly talking about one form of the "ghetto tax".

by Thin Guy August 19, 2006

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ghetto gumbo

noun; A mixture of different kinds of intoxicating substances, usually of the same type but from different sources and qualities.

"Damn that bowl was straight ghetto gumbo! Every hit had a new flavor."
"Let's all scrape our bags and get a bowl of ghetto gumbo to share my friends."

by susieq502 December 28, 2005

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Ghetto bidet

When one flushes the toilet while sitting on it causing the water to cleanse their ass like a bidet would do. For maximum efficiency it is recommended that one should dip their ass slightly into the bowl of the toilet, thus splashing more water between the cheeks.

When making use of the ghetto bidet one should make sure the toilet is empty. You do not want a cold wave of piss showering your anus.

by TKFT January 9, 2013

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