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when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it
Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion
the best guy in the ENITRE world. He is peanut to my m&m. And he will dangle you on the ice and kick all of your asses... let me tell ya that. any girl would be so lucky to be with him, and all the guys wish they could be like him... he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet..... and easy to fall in love with :) haha
Hey did you see how amazing hockey nick was?
Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.
“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”
When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.
a hockey league for british clubs from england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. belfast giants are the most successful team in the competition having won it 6 times. now the sheffield steelers are running away and they will potentially seal their title on the 9th of march
sheffield steelers are on the verge of a Elite Ice Hockey League title
One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"
Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.