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The act of rapidly switching through old Ventrilo servers in your list to see if they are still active.
I was Vent hopping today and I found our old server from when we raided back in BC.
The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
When you and a friend or two get in the car and move from mall to Walmart to where ever any stoner would go, smoking a few bowls of pot, and chill out there for a little wile.
R: Tim and me went to the mall, Walmart, and guitar center like 6 times on saturday.
J: Sounds boring.
R: no, we where bowl hopping
When you go shopping and buy a lot of things, but the most expensive thing you buy was only a dollar.
"I need stuff for my new house but I'm on a budget, so I'll probably just dollar hop a few yard sales and flea markets later."
A term usually for cuddling with your friend
The other person is incapable of denying it.
Hey snowie, wanna hop on onslaught
Sure mg
A hop that covers more ground than just jumping straight up.
That guy/girl did about 2-3 bunny hops down the stairwell to escape becoming a human bowling ball. It didn't help matters that there was always the same guy (a potential human bowling pin) welding right under the wooden stairwell, ready to "accidentally" catch the building on fire, if one person who's ass they wanted to beat so badly wasn't enough.
the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).
You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?
Me: Duh