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Jay, an amateur karate student, still believes in the scorpion-kick, Santa Claus, and The Easter Bunny
When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.
Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head
Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin
Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear
Boyfriend : dies
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When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!
Neil tried to force a silent fart in church but ended up fart kicking himself in the balls!
A sasine martial arts move in which someone with 1 more chromosome performs a kick that is so strong in gives the person and extra chromosome.
“Sasine was normal until he was stricken down with a chromosome kick”
The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.
Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.
To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".
"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."
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verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.
adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor
how was you night?
Dude, kicking cars night!
Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.