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Some horrible country singer with the goofiest mullet I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know which is worse, Morgan Wallen’s hair or his music.
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While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
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The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
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A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
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The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha
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One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet. So loyal and an amazing friend. Someone who you're so lucky just to know, let alone be friends with.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS
xxxxxxx
Yeah duh she's a Morgan Perrie
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