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When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.
I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas
That cactus junk hurt my vagina
What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.
"Hey man, your hose is junked up."
A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.
Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.
A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.
Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."
"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."