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1. An Australian colloquialism that can be used to refer to any person, animal or object, regardless of gender. The Term is also valid regardless whether old mate is present. The identity of old mate is generally indicated by the context of the phrase.
2. An Australia colloquialism that can be used to refer to anyone whose identity cannot be discerned, or is not known well by the person using the phrase.
Old mate came over to my place when he was stoned as fuck, and started firin' shotty shells at my fucking cat. The bastard...
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Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.
"You can always tell when the Old Firm has been in town, the bins have been ravaged for food, and every shop doorway has been shat in"
"Yes, but their shellsuits add such a nice splash of colour"
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Fucking terrible movie, Robin Williams is satan.
Seeing the movie Old Dogs made me want to kick Robin Williams in the nuts.
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the wife, especially if she's been married for many years.
My old girl and I are celebrating our big 25th together, and we've still got the hots for each other! ;-)
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A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$
yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight
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disney before shit like hannah montana, the jonas brothers, and high school musical came out. Like everlife, jump 5, no secrets, britney spears, {that's so raven}, aaron carter, and other good singers and shows before the destruction of disney came out.
Man I wished old disney came back, fuck all these bubble gum pop bullshit faggot ass singers
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One of your "friends" that decides to get a job. This piece of shit wears ties in public and talks about how much money he makes. Can be seen at local bars looking for gay dudes or at strip joints spending mad cash.
Did you see Corpo today?
Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.
He is being Old Corporate these days.
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