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Donny was gunna go for that whale across the bar. But then I reminded him of rule #1. Which was, "No fat Chicks"
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These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.
Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.
Frank: Suck my dick!
Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?
Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*
Skinny person: I hate fat people.
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Fatter Doinks than other doinks
“You only smoke doinks? Try FAT DOINKS”
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He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice
Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet
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A vagina which has a swolen, or very fat set of lips. Usually the cause of camel toe, when tight clothes are worn.
After i pulled down her panties, she had a shaved fat taco!
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verb, the act of performing a typo. Often used when referring to password typos. See Fat Finger Disease
"I thought the server was down, but I just fat fingered my password."
"You didn't get my email? I must have fat fingered the address."
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