A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.
My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock
When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.
Not lethal, but the smell.....
"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."
A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.
A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.
Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!
A derogatory name for Scotch whisky.
Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.
Jocking= to steal
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.
P1: "Bro, that food was the gas"
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."