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Its when you are a private person, and well you are having sex, doggy style. You are shy and you are also curious.
While mid "The time between starting and when you finish", what ever that urban dictionary term is. Well, at this time, you decide to conquer your shyness, and slip it in the back door. Make it seem like it just slipped out, then full force it in there, now you have really come out... but she is curious herself and looks back to see whats going on... Since you are shy, and embarrassed, you reflexively punch her in the face and scream "Mind Your Own Business!"
Cheers
Yesterday it was business as usual... if you know what I mean... har har har... and I had to give her the old "Mind your own business!" right! right fella, you know what I am talking about! Yeah cuz we are men!
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
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Too good for your own good is when you are to nice to the point where you care to much for others and forget to care for yourself
"shit man, your too good for your own good..."
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taste of your own medicine; seeking revenge
Your girlfriend blew all your money. Well, you shouldn't be cheating on her... you got your cookie from your own dough, dude!
the definition of ownage
the best rune 2her to k0 ur ass
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an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)
son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?
father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.
son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'
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It means u can suck or pull your dick (men)
Phoebe:hey Preston can u toot your horn
Preston:yes babe (bends over pulls/sucks dick )
Phoebe:such a show off u can't toot your own horn
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