(adj) Someone or something wearing the pants of a liar at any given lying time.
2. Theresa Collins
Wow, I do not believe your last statement, therefore, you must be a liar pants.
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Crotch huggers which outline the mons.
Grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting.
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Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region
Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.
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Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.
Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"
Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
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A man's dick, rod, or johnson.
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
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pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.
"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"
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Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.
Often occurs while sitting down.
Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!
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