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A colloquial for 'Tampon'
I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.
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When someone has drunk vast quantities of alcohol, especially red wine, the previous evening and they wake up with a swollen and bloated face, you might say they had a pillow face. Note: the swollen face can only be achieved after many years of prolonged and daily drinking.
Rory woke up one morning after a heavy night on the red wine - and the rest - and looked in the mirror and was shocked by the state of his swollen pillow face, he seemed like a feline stranger even to himself!
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A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations
I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over
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1 - the intact quality of a single condom package that has not been compromised.
2 - the quality of breasts to be used as a resting place for your head.
3 - the fluffy quality of an actual pillow
1 - "She pressed the center of the condom to test its pillow-bility to see if it was still viable and ok to use"
2 - "Her breasts had a certain pillow-bility about them that made them his favorite place to nap"
3 - "It's important to know the pillow-bility rating of your pillow - i like mine soft but my boyfriend likes his firm"
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The product of cutting a hole into ones pillow for pleasureful penile insertion.
My girlfriend dumped me, looks like I will be making a pillow snatch tonight.
Dude, you smell worse than my pillow snatcher.
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While the white whale was going down on Ed, he whispered softly to her, "stick your finger between my fudge pillows"
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When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.
My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.
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