for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

Please think about it

Leland plz think about it

The boy asks the girl out and the girl says no so the boy says please think about it i beg you

please click "add it"

make sure this definition gets voted in, please and thanks. :))

please click "add it" or I will CRY ME A RIVER (that was a Justin timberlake song reference) (( I'm old)) ((( jk I'm actually not old, got you)))

Pass the butter please

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

No Flowers Please

It's push and pull
All day long
First is off and then its on
I don't know what's happening to me

Everything is dark in town
You're the only one around

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please

I died a thousand times with you
Every time you pull me through
I don't know what's happening to me.

You could repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

Now don't forget to send me no
Flowers please

No flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please
No don't forget to send no

Its push and pull all day long
First it's off and then it's on
I don't know what's happening to me

You can repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please