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Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.

David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"

by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 26, 2024


pumpkin pooter

Vag aka vagina

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!

by MML1234 July 7, 2016


Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023


Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.

In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.

by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023


Pumpkin Pus

When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.

Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.

by Yo yo yo yo yo yo April 25, 2024


Lottie Pumpkin

A random character made of pumpkins and clotted cream. Her favorite person is Jerry the duck. They also love hurricanes to get to the top shelf of meth.

My grandma used her hurricane to get the meth for Jerry and his stalker, Lottie Pumpkin.

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 19, 2019


snowy pumpkin

When someone tries to fuck you over, but you fuck them over way worse before they get a chance to.

Cigi snowy pumpkined her ex because shes a cunt

by Shimmy50 December 10, 2016