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The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.
Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!
Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!
Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.
Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
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The presence of a severe vaginal infection (known as a blue waffle) during a woman's period. Also known as "mouldy flow" or "cheese paint".
Holy shit man I was gonna go down on that chick but her purple waffle was so disguisting it looked like someone stepped on a toad. I chundered all over her floor and got the fuck out of there.
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Penis, cock, stink hammer, fish mallet
I stuck the Purple Bishop in her!
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The student section of Holly Springs High School in Holly Springs, NC. Known to be one of the most psychotic student sections in the area. They cheer on their team whether it's winning or losing. The Purple Craze can be found having purple-outs, pink-outs for breast cancer, black-outs for homecoming, neon-outs, and most recently green-outs where the Purple Craze goes by the name Team Hynus (named after one of the school's greatest football coaches and teachers who passed away) for the night. The Purple Craze is famous for its "go freshman go freshman go" chant which was started here at HSHS. The Purple Craze doesn't just go with the typical "olay" or rollercoaster cheers. We make our own.
The Purple Craze has rivalries with other local student sections like the Orange Crush (Fuquay-Varina High School), the Creek Crazies (Middle Creek High School), or the Catamount Chaos (Panther Creek High School)...but we all know that none of them can compare to the Purple Craze :) GO HAWKS!!!!!
(5 miles away from the HSHS football stadium)
Person 1: Do you hear that?
Person 2: Yea that's...the PURPLE CRAZE.
Person 1: Damn, they're loud.
Person 2: Yep, that's the Purple Craze for you.
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When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.
Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.
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A purple dinosaur is Kayla's favorite ice cream from bru (cherry) ster's.
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{n} A large purple dildo that old step mosters use and leave lying around the house. It is often used as a form of punishment for bad behavior that they use on their husband and step children.
Mike got a D on a test and had to endure the fury of thr purple punisher.
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