a person who passes out on the beach from drinking too much vodka.
my friend johnny and i were drinking at a bon fire when that stupid sand monster started to eat sand becasue he was so wasted
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A reference to a person who has had a prolonged sexual drought. These people usually can be tagged with the name 'sand monkey' after a period beyond 5 months of sexual inactivity.
Man Crocker hasnt picked up in ages, hes such a sand monkey
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when the giner is a bit sandy, for various reasons
Damn yo, I've got crazy sand-in-the-vagina, i don't know what to do about it.
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After recieving oral sex, you ejaculate on to the girls face. Then you proceed to throw sand on her face, and it sticks.
Hey dude, I just sand bagged your mom
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often used for an indian guy.. As his skin is brown looks like sand
Getoff the road sand-nigga
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The underside of Chris' gooch.
Chris has one nasty sand lobster.
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There are many breeds of sand, some have always been Sand and some are converted later in life.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
"What the fuck is THAT?!"
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white sand."
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