wow, that was way overhyped (what most everyone secretly feels about most sex)
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something the women and men enjoy but is more pleasure for women
sex:jack and jill went up the hill to get a pale of water who knows what they did up there and came down with a daughter. sing this in the yankey doodle toon.
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When 2 or more people get together naked and do stuff with eachother's body parts
Man & Woman: Man puts cock in Woman's ass
Gay: One Man puts cock in another Man's butt
Lesbion: One Woman licks another Woman's pussy
Reading about this sex will make you horny
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an occasion when people indulge in group sex.
You are invited to the sex-in that takes place tonight.
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The thing Fortnite players will never get to experience.
(Bill and Phill are both Fortnite players)
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
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When the male reproductive organ enters the (Or a) female's vagina.
Guy: That was an awesome night last night with her.
Guy #2: Why?
Guy: Me and her had sex.
Guy #2: Awesome, so did I.
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It was about 1am and Me and my boyfriend, Jack, were watching a movie. A sex scene came on. I saw him getting a boner.
He looked at me embarrassed. “Do you need help with that” I asked “yes” he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name.
I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. “Faster” I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am
At his house he had a pool.
“Wanna go for a swim” he asked
“I’ve not got my bathing suit” I told him
“How about we go naked” he said
“Okay” I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside
He took off his shirt
We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub
I straddled him and we made out
Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped.
The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each other’s pussy’s. The boys cane out “Do you guys wanna have an orgy.” Kyle asked, “ya” we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
This was a good night. I loved having sex.
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