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Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.
Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”
The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed
Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face
a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is
baby shark is garbage
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A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!
When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful
The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean
Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement
Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.