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When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.
Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.
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When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.
Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
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A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.
That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.
Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.
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And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.
Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!
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An excuse to space out for a couple of hours when you work in a office cubicle managed by a clueless boss.
Boss: "Johnson, have you sent out those STP reports?"
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."
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Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.
Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.
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Inject heroin in your veins and go down the spiral.
Layne liked to shoot the shit; he liked it too much.
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