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1. A random word that is mainly used as a name to give some one just to confuse them and annoy the hell out of them
2. The name of a annoying little baby pony from "My little Pony the movie" LOL
3. a guy who when licking some one out cums all over himself without anyone touching him
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A. Hey man come inside and have a seat, I'm just playing Xbox.
B. ohh cool, when did you get an Xbox Likity-Split?
A.WTF man? whats Likity-Split?
B. What are you on about Likity-Split? its your name geez I dont think your pet purple drangon will like you forgetting your own name and the rest of the ponys...
A. WHATS THE FUCK IS Likity-Split!!!!???
3.
A. yeah did you hear what happen to ben?
B. nar man what?
A. his so weak under the belt man, he was lickin his girl out then exploaded all over himself with out her touching him.
B. hahahahah wtf man
A. yeah man she even ran out laughing.
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after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit
cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."
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Seven minutes of anal intercourse then, ten minutes of blow jobsz/being eaten outsz...HOE.
DUDE, ME AND THIS BITCH JUST WENT SEVEN TEN SPLIT!
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Just another way to say camel toe.
Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.
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verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
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The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.
Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?
A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.
"Dude, did you hear about the head split dive incident?"
"Yeah bro, it makes me feel sick."
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