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lost teen

A teen who makes bad decisions. (drinking, smoking, etc.)

Kylie is always drinking. She's such a lost teen.

by Harrietlonging September 24, 2017


teen dick energy

When someone gives the vibe that they don’t do any foreplay in bed and instead go straight to penetration

Boy: has gym pictures with sunglasses on his Tinder profile

Girl: He’s giving teen dick energy

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023


Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 3, 2024


Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

by yummy_thick April 16, 2019


Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023


Teen Girl Syndrome

Whatever the definition is above, or the overemphasis of a message using emojis.

random girl with tgs: i like how she responds with a small ✨ slap ✨
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot

by I Killed My Entire Family November 19, 2021


Text Teen

A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.

Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"

by pot hole May 20, 2011