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1. A little blue pill that turns your homies into zombies.
2. Fentanyl pills produced by cartel that 10 x stronger than herion. Side effects your wife is an instant ho, down for whatever or whoever.
Kid : Mom are you on” dirty 30’s” again? you fucked all my friends dads!!
Mom: I was sick. A girl gots to do what a girl gots to do.
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a series of films reneacted by bunnies in 30 seconds
30 second bunnies flims include superman,alien,jaws,office space,caddyshack,pulp fiction,and others!
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Wife: Don't forget you have a 2:30 appointment today
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In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.
How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?
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EHHHHMAZING! Never back down, never give up! For the meme, the dream, the stream, and the EHHHHHHH TEAM!
Nick Eh 30 is a family-friendly YouTuber that mostly does streams of the hit game Fortnite. His fans try anything to make him swear, from making him say "migger" on stream due to a donators name, to just straight up madness.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Nick Eh 30?
Person 2: Yeah, he's that guy everyone's making memes about. I've heard of him
Person 1: ain't no way you know him because of the memes
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Well...this is easy.
The gayest band of all time...
Person 1: hey man, have you heard that new band called 30 Seconds to Mars?
Person 2: Yes! Guess what?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: They are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! You homo go suck their hairless dicks.
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A band fronted by Jared Leto that plays quite good music but has a nasty habit of making very pretentious music videos
30 Seconds to Mars' videos that are pretentious include: "The Kill", "Kings and Queens", "From Yesterday", "Closer to the Edge.
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