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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 24, 2014


slut window

A brief period of time, usually on the weekends after last call, when a person is drunk and horny and is willing to lower their standards to have sex.

"My slut window is wide open, I'll sleep with the next person who hits on me."

"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."

"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."

by pmizzle February 27, 2014


Windows 8.1

Windows 8, but 100x better.
The start button is back, no booting to the start screen etc.

An OS made in Late 2013 and was made due to the reception of the original Windows 8.
Windows 8.1 was very praised. but support ended almost 10 years later on: January 10, 2023.

I bought Windows 8 a few months ago, and I hated it. but 8.1 is AMAZING!!

by Boovian February 17, 2023


Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.

Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021


status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.

I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".

by jblonde December 2, 2010


Windows 7.1

The codename from windows 7, It was originally named windows 7 second and advanced edition, And when windows 7 ended support in 2020, windows 7.1 became more popular than usual, so everyone wanted to upgrade, and in 2023, Windows 8.1 will end support, so it might become windows 8.2 (The second edition of Win8.1 and 8) Windows 7.1 is Never released, But is still used for when you have a notification on your Win7 device that says: Hello, Win7 ended support, And it shows a link that takes you to windows 7.1 setup, So that: "Never released" Version of windows might be released after all

MC David and Sam wanted to release windows 7.1 after january 14 2020

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 15, 2022


window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.

"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)

by YogurlYuyu January 6, 2021