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1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.
2. To lose something that was otherwise won.
1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"
2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
A fight ring that concludes with all contestants having oral sex
Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd
Someone who rips the maddest cones known to mankind
“Yo did you see Koston last night?”
“That man was off the goop!”
“Yeah he’s a straight up Cone Demon”
To be sexually assaulted in the rear
Getting coned- to be sexuall assulted in the rear by a penis
A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl
Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.