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Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022


jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017


Jet Slag

Someone who flies too much

"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"

by hairygunt December 5, 2011


Jet Packinski

The sexiest man alive

OMG! Jet Packinski is so hot!

by biggerthanmycountry August 22, 2018


just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 6, 2014


Jet Lee

Definition #1: An action of being completely ignorant when it comes to important stuff such as meals, important phone calls and assignments.

Definition #2: Ignoring the surroundings when it comes to playing online games.

Definition #3: Getting deans list despite no study.

Situation 1
Person 1: Baziq has not been answering my calls for the whole day, I think he is playing LoL.

Person 2: Ah, Baziq has immersed himself in a state of Jet Lee.

Situation 2
Person 69: I got a 4.0 by not studying at all, I have Jet Lee-ed.

by SMESH-SMESH August 7, 2019


jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild May 22, 2012