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When you hit the girl with your guitar than you fuck her until she's bleeding.
Country boy is a rare sex pose between couples with extreme fantasy.
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If the anime Hetalia and Country Balls had a kid, they abandoned said kid and left the kid with the animation community on YouTube.
Country Humans is basically just Country Balls...
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Someone who is very patriotic about his country..
"Hey there's Big Country Chris, look at his flag magnets on his car there's like 25 of them. he's so patriotic."
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Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.
Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.
Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.
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The Country Saddle aka "Cuntry Saddle", refers to the male presence of BOTH a "Happy Trail" aka "Treasure Trail" (pubic hair extending to the navel) AND a "Bunny Tail" (pubic hair from the buttocks extending to the lower back).
I went to Nancy's party last weekend, and her older brother was there, and he got totally wasted...and then he pulled down his pants, and showed off his country saddle... among other things...giggle giggle.
mmmm mmmm mmmmh.
Joyce told him that his country saddle was nasty and that he should get it waxed, but I thought it looked really sexy on him.
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The facial reaction you make at a co-worker who does something socially acceptable at work but would be considered taboo to you otherwise or amongst your peers.
After listening to the third Toby Keith song play over my co-worker's speakers, everyone noticed my country face. That shit is unacceptable.
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It is a sport that is tough but not as tough as a biathlon, triathlon, or any other polyathlon. This is only because biathlons and up include running plus biking, rowing, swimming, or anyother form of strenuous activity.
Cross Country is basically running on courses of different distances which can include various types of terrain.
Derek managed to shit himself and puke everywhere while running a cross country race this summer.
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