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A fantastic sport which combines physically demanding cross country skiing and precise marksmanship; the only people capable of participating are extremely cool. Never mess with a biathlete, they have rifles. Real skiers ski uphill, in tight spandex.
Wow! Look at those CRAZY cool people!! They must be competing in a Biathlon.
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The greatest drinking game that people may also know has bobsled or tobongo. There are two teams lined up facing each other across two ends of a beer pong-sized table. Set up beer pong cups on each end. Player 1 shoots while a person on their team, player 2, stands across from them relaying the ball back until player 1 makes a cup. Player 2 drinks then hands to player 3 to flip (like in flip cup) and to x many other players to flip, and the last person the flip, let's say Player 4, takes Player 1s spot to shoot next. Player 1 moves to Player 2s spot to relay. And continue all the way through until one team makes all the cups.
Person #1: “yo! Wanna play caps or beer pong?”
Person #2: “nah that’s lame. Let’s play Biathlon! The mother of all drinking games”
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“And on the fourth day, God created Biathlon.” - Book of Genesis
the act of engaging in vaginal and anal sex at the same time. usually pertaining to a female and involving at least three individuals.
related: biathlete
Sherry was doing a biathlon with Ben and Jerry.
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Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.
My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!
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Mate did you hear bout Johno? He got himself shot in a Hackney biathlon last night.... Geez what dat mean ? Bruv it's a drive by shootin init ..
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