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wow, that was way overhyped (what most everyone secretly feels about most sex)
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something the women and men enjoy but is more pleasure for women
sex:jack and jill went up the hill to get a pale of water who knows what they did up there and came down with a daughter. sing this in the yankey doodle toon.
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When 2 or more people get together naked and do stuff with eachother's body parts
Man & Woman: Man puts cock in Woman's ass
Gay: One Man puts cock in another Man's butt
Lesbion: One Woman licks another Woman's pussy
Reading about this sex will make you horny
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an occasion when people indulge in group sex.
You are invited to the sex-in that takes place tonight.
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its something i will never have
bro 1: yo have you ever had sex before?
bro 2: ur funny lol
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Max couldn’t take his eyes off Sara at the club. When Sara caught him staring at her pussy, she came to him and said “You and me. Up.” She slid a finger on his dick before leaving. Max went upstairs and saw Sara in a lace bra and thong.They kissed each other. “Let’s have some fun” Sara said sexily. Max ripped off her bra and thong. He stripped himself down too, to reveal a 10 inch cock. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me. She knelt and gave Max a blowjob. He came in her mouth, and Sara swallowed it all. Sara opened her legs and showed Max her pink pussy. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me” said Max. He was shallow fucking her at first to make her beg for him. “HARDER FASTER DEEPER PLEASE DADDY” Sara said. He went in a bit deeper. “PLEASE!” she yelled. Max turned her around and did it doggie style, adding in a few spanks. He shoved all 10 inches in her, and they both came at the same time. Max then started to eat her out. She came. They fell asleep together and did it all again in the morning.
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The thing Fortnite players will never get to experience.
(Bill and Phill are both Fortnite players)
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
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