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The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.
Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts
Worrying about anything after having any amount of wine.
Maybe I’m just wine worried about my relationship.
October 7th Wine on a man single/taken day
National wine and grind on a man day
Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.
"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."
When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
The state of adoration for all of the above
"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"
A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.