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A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.
"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"
A shit that smells so badly that it makes all the sewer rats scream, hence the toilet screamer.
When the boss found out that Joel shat several toilet screamers, he banned him from using the company toilet from then on.
They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.
This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.
When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
the new Green Day CD
piss on it
shit on it
and call it Good Charlotte
A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.
"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"
A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.
I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?